>>16679342You decide to open the fight with an experiment. Yesterday, you caught Hexcalibur after he fainted from a pretty harsh defeat to a Helioptile, now that you've caught him, you want to see if he'll actually listen to you.
After all, YOU caught him. Under all circumstances, he should be listening to you. No more ruse cruises, no more shit about him wanting to do something else or not feeling up to it.
"Mienfoo, Fake Out!"
"Mieeeeeeeeeeeeeen!"
"Hexcalibur, I choose you!"
You toss his pokeball out, revealing the sword in a gale of shadowy, ominous winds. The ghostly sword is quick to un-sheath himself, but he notices that something doesn't feel...quite right.
"Huh...? What in the world....What is going on!? The last thing I remember was...." it takes all but five seconds for him to recall how he lost his last battle.
"....THE LAST THING I REMEMBER WAS YOU MAKING THE GREAT HEXCALIBUR LOSE. FOOL!" the sword turns on you and donks your head with the sheath, "FOOL! How dare you embarrass the mighty Hexcalibur in front of an audience of suitable demographics which such pathetic heroism? I refuse to fight for a protagonist who has no will!"
"Hexcalibur, wait, you can't!-"
But before you can explain and give him the 4-1-1, Hexcalibur shoves his blue cloth hand in your face, "Plebian scrub of your kind are not allowed to talk to the great Hexcalibur, whose legend dates back to the fifth generation! Once again, I declare this and I declare it fiercely, I refuse to-"
"You can't refuse because
I CAUGHT YOU, DINGUS!"The sword's eye widens.
". . . "
". . . What did you just say?"