>>19718272"I don't want this little guy shitting everywhere" you say staring blindly into the egg, just wondering what's inside it. You walk to the nearest Pokemon Center and go to the Mart in the back. You ask the dude there if they sell any diapers. "We don't have any diapers here, and the only Center in Lumiose that sells them is Laverre City."
Great. Fucking walking. Well, you step two feet outside the Pokemon Center when you feel a kick. You kick the Skiddo sleeping on the ground next to you, thinking it was him. Suddenly, a shard of egg goes flying at your face, and you finally see what your pokemon is!
Odds or 2 decides what the pokemon is!