>>23421068This was supposed to be 5/9
The SS. Anne is now the SS. AIDS, a gay cruise. The only people inside are gay sailors and flamboyant homos who use Fairy types in battle. When you encounter Edgie, he will stumble to come up with an excuse for why he's there.
The captain is now a gigantic flaming bara homosexual who refers to you as "shweetie." He is too blue-balled to captain the ship, and you have to give him a blowjob to relieve him. He should give you the HM Surf instead of Cut, so we can get rid of that bullshit Safari Zone quest and just have the Safari Zone be a comfy, happy place to catch Pokemon.
Instead of the captain giving you Cut, you should get it from an emo kid living with his mom. He should be relatively challenging to get to; maybe living on the other side of Juarecito's Border Hop? Also, all the horseshit HM's, Cut included, should be buffed so they're actually comfy and fun to have on your Pokemon.
>Cut is a physical Grass-type Slash
>Fly is a 90-based physical move with 100 base accuracy which hits in one turn instead of two>Strength is now a physical Rock-type move with 80 base power and 100 base accuracy>Flash no longer exists because fuck Flash>Rock Smash becomes a physical, 70 base power Fighting type move which as a 100% chance to lower the foe's defense>Waterfall stays the same, but is now distributed much more widely; to every Pokemon that can learn Strength, pretty much