>>19343363https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbjq-LVcFXgGoggles make everyone look cool when skiing, which is why you don some before taking off. Remembering that one time you had that one ski trip as as kid, you channel ALL of your nostalgic energy into your initial thrust down the hill.
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
However, you don't even get to show off your skiing prowess to all the hot ski chicks wandering around because as soon as you get going on the downhill, a skiing Dodrio suddenly bumps into you!
"W-Wha?! What the hell!?"
"DOOODRIOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
A tight ass Dodrio in shades harasses you on the slopes, almost throwing you off your balance not even a minute into your fun time. He's wearing special skis that adapt well to his long stick figure legs, while two of his three heads seem to maintain balance on both sides of the front, a mixture resulting in an absolutely flawless ostrich Pokemon skier!
"DOOODRIOOOOOOOOO!"
A) BUMP THE NIGGA.
B) L-Leave him alone! It's not worth it!
