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>Decide to nuzlocke one game from every generation
>Start up Red
>Pick squirtle, name it Swirly
>"This will be a long run, I can feel it."
>First battle
>Three turns of Bulbasaur using growl and squirtle missing tackle
>Bulbasaur used tackle!
>Critical hit!
>Squirtle finally hits with tackle
>Does fuck all
>Die two turns later
