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Crabominable is literally one of the most fuckable pokemon there are, you're just mad because you're in denial. Let's start with fact now, Crabominable is 5'7", this is not only the perfect height, but it means they can also have enough height to be able to do anything you want. While being 5'7", Crabominable is also 396 lbs, so, theyre heavy enough to pin you down when having a good time. So, these are facts, not only this, but Crabominable, LITERALLY, is a crab. So, not only does this mean that Crabominable can do anything they want ignoring gravity (crabs do that) , but they are literally capable of snipping a fuckers head off. These are all facts. Continuing with these facts, Crabominable is a fighting type with a super strong bro bond, so, they will know before you that you're horny, he literally has it locked down and in the know before you're even aware of it, this only means that they are are able to serve their trainer in every way possible. So, these are just the facts on Crabominable, but let's go even deeper so I I can prove to you how Crabominable is literally the most fuckable pokemon there is: Crabominable can learn close combat, so, now you can be closer than ever. Crabominable can learn attract, so, you thought you were horny before, but now it's compounded on itself. Finally, Crabominable can learn Payback, combining this with ice hammer , means not only do you get a bro that will get revenge on anyone who hurts you, but he will also do a really good job at it. Crabominable is literally the most fuckable pokemon there is and all of these are facts that yall are too afraid to realize.
