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>walk into gamestop
>whip out 3DS
>begin to DL glorious Dialga
>some weird guy comes in
>he hides in the corner
>i notice he pulls out a DSi
>starts up some pokemon B2
>go over to start conversation
>he pulls out a Taurus T92 and grabs a hostage
>combat roll over the counter
>equip Polish makarov
>gamestop employee pulls out sawn off shotgun
>"Ive been waiting for this day"
>grab phone
>call /k/
>2 minivans loaded with /k/ommandos inbound, with a Cessna with 100 mosin nagants pointed at the ground for air support.
>both are 10 minutes out
>he kills hostage
>begin firefight
>ROUND 1 START, TOUGH LUCK AND CATCH ON
>He dives behind the old Gamecube/PS2 basket
>after he fires his 3rd round gun melts
>meanwhile_at_taurus.jpg
>pulls out a degal brand degal
gamestop employee gets hit in shoulder, blows half his chest up
>Mozambique roll
>3rd round hits him in the leg
>lol its only 9mm
>shakes it off and gets behind the Blizzard section
>continue to exchange fire
>Cessna shows up
>deafening roar as 100 mosin nagants fire glorious round of 7.62x54r
>misses and hits the five guys next door
>minivans show up
>armed with Mosin Nagants, Makarovs, AKs and Taticool ARs
>neckbeard pulls out a detonator
>ALLAHU ACKBAR
>blows himself up
>i am actually in Afganastan
>checkpoint was attacked while I was playing Pokemon
