>>43656675>after that we decide to max out friendship as well and spent another longass time in grass to try and make our definately would be sylveon happy>none of us know how to check for friendship so we decide fuck it>get sylveon>sylveon proceeds to rape all of kalos>something something were on victory road>fennekin (yes fennekin) still had tail whip or something because we thought it did damage>Almost exclusively use sylveon (who was nicknamed Mary)>every time we use someone other than Mary we end up drinking>Beat the shit out of serena>elite four>beat those nerds ezpz>only got through a quarter bottle<by the time we were battling the knight dude, 4 people had passed out
>Our drunk and retarded asses had skipped the fucking pokemon center and mart at the front>by the time of the champion we had no revives, no full restores, no max potions, no anything other that berries and ethers>assholes tighten as we enter>championmusic.mp4>battle starts>pumpkinigger and goodra btfod instantly>Hawlucha goes out and fennekin fucking dies>after that Gardevoir>last one>Mary is at half hp>everyone else is underleveled and either fainted or yellow hp>go to send out a shadow ball>misclick and hit moonblast>gardevior mega evolves>forgot that was even a thing>tanks the moonblast>FUUUUUUUCK>gardevior uses moonblast>ITS OVER>"Mary toughed it out so you dont bitch at her!">She friend runs over to the bathroom hurls and passes out>Press shadow ball, extra carefully>OHKO>after getting to ending fall asleepThats why I like sylveon