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The man looked onto the most autistic thread on /vp/ and sighed, "... Humanity, where did it all go wrong?" He thought to himself for a while, was this to be his fate?
"No. I can't allow this." Like a bat out of hell he jumped through the nearest window thinking about the sweet release from the autism that so poisoned his mind.
However, something was off...
To his and the disturbed onlookers amazement, he began to rise.
He kept rising further and further from the Earths atmosphere.
"Rich, a-are you there...? I'm finally leaving humanity behind. Thank you."
A single tear rolls down off his face and in to his mix of #8SCOOPS of #MUTANTWHEY.
He done it, he had ascended from his human form and became a legend.
He became a mutant.
He left humanity behind.
And on that night, everyone who wanted to walk down the path he chose heard something that would inspire them to continue no matter how much the autism of humanity would try to drag them down.
"Lets leave humanity behind. CMON!"
Honestly guys, why don't you use your somewhat skilful writing to actually create a story of your own and sell it to make profit and others happiness, rather than creating something this autistic that'll be lost to the ages?