>>15029712>trying to cook spaghetti for the first time around 9-10 years old>dump the whole box of uncooked spaghetti in a pot of cold water>it doesn't fit>try to break it in half, pieces of spaghetti fly everywhere>collect fallen spaghetti and put it in pot>finally turn stove on>decide to dump a shit ton of random spices in the pot cause it seemed smart>finish cooking and somehow manage to get it in a bowl>find out a box makes a whole lot of fucking spaghetti>it's slimy and gross>eat it anywaysFuck anything that looks like noodles
