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>log in for my returning player missions
>start up game 1
>invaded by an absol, who just curls up and dies for some reason
>no one from their team shows up on bottom, so free stacks
>entire enemy team blobs up on top lane, somehow still loses it
>team is all over the fucking map doing who knows what, sometimes objectives, sometimes farming, sometimes chasing enemies in their flux zones
>I humbly jungle farm and score goals literally the entire game
>MVP, 22k damage dealt
>check API, all real players
>game 2
>see we have a greninja
>okay I'll take path
>as I'm pathing alone on the bottom because 3 of my teammates went top, see that greninja is getting invaded by a talonflame
>go chase him off, success
>greninja chases him ALL THE WAY to the other jungle, then runs around in center looking lost
>just get my stacks on bottom, then grab jungle and come back
>continually kill the Greninja who stands around throwing autos at midrange and the Crustle who uses Shell Smash but stays in place spamming autos
>take elekis, go do teamfights to give people some room
>kill 4 enemies on their tier 2 top goal
>kill various wanderers as I farm, like a Lucario who is running through our flux zone to get indeedees
>secure Zap by myself while my entire team is off having literal 1v1s with the enemy
>MVP, 60k
>check API, all real players
I envy the Masters players ITT. Veteran 5 is just a bizarro world.
