>>41478499FINALE
> MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE back to De_Hause> I put Kaede in a seatbelt, looked cute, should have taken a pic t b h desu> start venting & explaining to Kaede how I found something that I think she should see, how my actions will prove once and for all that I've become a better person than who I was> finally stop venting and start the EUROBEAT( this is the only one from the playist I remember:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8ba7jpqy8A )
> put on headphones, fuck the dangerous volume warning> another 75 mph run, the difference was that it was about 9:00-9:15 pm when I started the drive, and it was raining> still run that 75, hydroplane a few times, almost crashed WAY too many times> to this day I SWEAR I destroyed some poor sap's sideview mirror> arrive in about 11:30-11:45 pm, probably much faster due to it being night time and little traffic> family is stunned to see me back so early, but I play it cool and act like I got a friend to meet me halfway (why didn't i think of that before?)> tell family I just fixed something very serious for my grades, they applaud my "dedication to my grades"mfw i almost failed a class due to tardies ALONE, lmfao
> thank family, go to room. lock door once I'm sure I'm the only one on floor 3tell Kaede that the flash drive has (XYZ-Amount) gigabytes of porn on it & I'm going to burn it in the fireplace on christmas eve
> start to wonder if I should have "The Legendary LAST Fap," it would be kinda cool i think> decide against itchristmas eve rolls around, i sit in that dumb chair by the fireplace that doesn't match or compliment the olive green of the walls. i hate that chair.
> get the iron grabby thingy from the already roaring fireplace> sit Kaede next to me> put the drive on the tongs of the grabbinator> hold it over the fire, MAN this is taking forever...> the metal outside of the drive is glowing slightly, & even though I know it's already destroyed the drive, I know it's not enough for my dramatic ass 