>>12107562Yu dun shrekked up forgetting your shrek image
>spending another saturday night by myself. >Hear something at my window. There is no one there. > Turn around and see Shrek > "Shrek, is it really you?" >"Yes, it is." >"You have no idea how long I have been waiting for this" > We start kissing. > He puts his big strong beautiful hands around my waist > "Shrek, but.....can we take it slow? I'm......a virgin." >Shrek nods. "Don't worry. I will take care of you" > he takes me in his arms and takes me to his swamp > we have shreks the entire night. I swallow his shrek juice just so I can feel like I am a part of shrek. >we end the night by cuddling and sharing an eyeball soup. >Bestnightofmylife.jpg > I wake up back in my bed.....It must have been a dream? > look under my bed, there was an onion with a heart drawn on it. He is real. :)
