>>39448268 (OP)>Time to improve the human conditionSomething went horribly wrong! I wanted to be a Raichu but instead ended up a Riolu because I didn't speak every little syllable right in the incantation.... also apparently there is now either an evil Ninetails, a meteor, a killer snowflake or the very embodiment of evil itself threatening the earth but nobody will give me a straight story as which it is or how long it'll be until we all DIE!
Least my foster mom is cool.
