>>18767407Whatever you say, pal. Video games got me my girlfriend.
>last year>be me>last gf got cancer and dumped me to save trouble>go to anime club's BattleSpot Singles poke tournament to cheer myself up>sick of using OU pokemon so team filled with gimmicks and shitmon>everyone else's team sucked too except for my last opponent>opponent had smogon copypasta>"You can give up, you know.">feelsbadman.jpg>My Simipour starts Working Up>His Ferrothorn sets Leech Seed and Curse>everyone at this point practically laughing at me, includes the weebs watching some animated show from Rooster Teeth>Leech Seed eventually activated Lansat Berry and I Superpower crit through his Ferro>filename.jpg>Hydrocrit his Heatran out>Hydrocrit his Zard X>He goes "WOOOOOOW" while I get my shiny Aegislash>girl I've been meaning to date comes up to me>"You really showed him, anon!">lips are quivering, legs are trembling>we drive to her place and fuck all night>calls me the next morning how amazing the night was>she can still feel my cum inside her and I can smell her on my fingersNone of this happened, by the way.
