>>47547817>Be me, 8 y/o.>Playing with my brand new GBC the new Pokémon Gold.>Can't read shit because it was in english and it wasn't my natural language.>Obsessed with the game, looked at the manual every day to see the pretty drawings.>"This guy looks cool as fuck, I want to be like him when I get 10".>Tell all my friends to start calling me Gold.>Tell my parents I want to move to Johto when I grow up.>Start calling one of my best friends Silver.>And so on. Everything I could do to mimic this boy.>One day, my mom gave me money to get a haircut.>"Go to Marcelo's and tell him to cut your hair like always">Fuck no, I'm going to the new barber shop to get a new hairstyle.>Tell the barber I wanted my hair like Gold.>Stupid asshole barber agreed to cut an alone 8 y/o kid like a fucking anime character.>"Fuck yeah I look awesome" (I don't)>Get back home.>Get my ass kicked and be forced to trim my hair down.>They also took my GBC away.I miss being a kid, anons.
