You know what would be a fun idea?
If we did something like
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Shipping:History_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_shipping , but instead of wasting 60,000+ typed characters about roleplaying proms and ships, we should instead talk about this whole conflict.
>On May 31st, 2014, OP#1 "High Horse" was buttflustered that OP#2 "General Speedposter" was buttflustering everyone else because he was making threads faster. High Horse, ever since his younger years, was adamant in keeping things the way they were, because it had always worked in the past and due to a trauma he had as a child thanks to a bully who kept stealing his candy at the playground. Not only was General Speedster that same bully, the only reason he was doing all of this was to become Savior 2.0 and achieve the ultimate goal of the then-known Hype Thread: to revive Savior the First.>The first steps were accomplished beforehand by the Day of the Great Death of the True Savior Adamant, it was believed that General Speedster was sent by the evil lord Adyniz to set this whole conflict into motion.>Regardless of these events and the arguing that spun off from it, High Horse and General Speedster still went to the Annual Hype Thread Prom, which is notable in being the only prom that year that had the number "14" in it.