>>50971033Masuda-sama's Private Office, Tokyo Tower, Japan...
>werr, Mistah Merriku, it would seem we have za pafecto job for you...>Yes, Mister Masuda-sama! You know I've spent decades crafting my state-of- the-art website for all things Pokemon! Am I finally being rewarded for my efforts? My...loyalty?>Hmm hmm hmm...indeed, Mistah Merriku, you have been a usefurr tool...howevah...zere is za mattah of za Garar incident...>T-The Galar Incident? Oh, you mean those silly dexers. A minor bump in the road, sir, they've been all but driven out of Twitter by now...>SIRENCE!!! Mistah...Merriku...za Pokemon brand remembahs your failure arr too werr...zere can be NO STAINS on za Pokemon Company's grorious namae, and zere are stirr too many who undastand za extent to which we cut corners. Simpry put, Mistah Merriku, I do not know if you can be trusted to handle such an important position...>B-But Mister Masuda-kami-sama, the models, the animations, the missing Pokemon... it was all just misinformation! I defended you every waking minute I could! And Legends Arceus, it sold nicely, right? It brought some fans back, right?>It requiahed more effort zan we usuarry rike to use...>O-Of course, and I know you're a small indie studio, making games is hard! But I've always been your greatest defender online, I've even refused sex with my wife to fight against the trolls for you! Doesn't that count for anything?>Hmmmm... it is true that you are more devoted to me zan any ozah gaijin piggu, especiarry now zat Turner is gone...stirr, your incompetence wirr need to be accounted for.>[whimpering]Masuda-kami-sama-padre, please.... anything...>Anything...werr then, perhaps we sharr see what za bugeru have to say...drop your pants, Mistah Merriku... 