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>be me
>decided to go outside to play PoGo
>decide the woods behind my house are a GREAT idea
>enter woods
>FUCKING DEER FLY
>wont stop chasing me
>god please leave me alone, stop attackimg me
>running through the woods and looking at my phone
>desperate to catch pokemon
>deer fly chases me out of the woods
>ZUBAT APPEARS
>gotta fill my fucking pokedex!
>fend off deer fly as I desperatly try to catch this Zubat
>waste 7 pokeballs trying to get rid of deer fly and Zubat escapes
>run home and sulk.
Kill me.