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Gym leader's name is Antonio, the Loud and Proud and Kick Fighter, and he's the gayest motherfucker in the universe. His blood type is semen.
His gym is a big gay nightclub. He's got an ex-wife named Patricia who refuses to accept that he's gay; she's a master of disguise and sneaks into the gym once a week so they can scream-argue for hours or so she can try to poison him again. The gym challenge is you gotta prove you're not 'that starchy turbo bitch in disguise again'.
If you're a boy then he doesn't even fight you, he just gives you the badge after you tug on a banana in a dark room for a few minutes. If you're a girl then he's a cruel cunt who doesn't hold back, he'll stomp you call you a skinny bitch.
Beat him and you get the Pride Badge.
