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Charizard
>Actually evolves
>Very quickly realizes that Ash is awful and doesn't waste time listening to him
>Balls to take on Aerodactyl when 4x weak to its STAB as soon as he evolves.
>Balls to take on a clone created by Mewtwo. Balls to flamethrower Mewtwo as soon as he sees him.
>Survives a plunge into a volcano only to fly out and slam Blaine's magmar.
>Doesn't care when he costs Ash the Kanto League Tournament. You'realazybratwhonevertrained.jpg
>Take's name in Orange Waste of Time Islands.
>Make's Ash prove himself before listening to him.
>Didn't drop to level 0 when he entered Johto.
>Left Ash when he realized he needed to get stronger and Ash wasn't enough. Alsotogetitonwithfemalecharizard.jpg
>Balls to take on Entei, whether it was real or not.
>Comes back to take names in Johto tournament including the blastoise of Gary Motherfucking Oak.
>Comes back again to take the name of Noland's articuno in the Battle Factory.
>Dislocates Iris's dragonite's shoulder in season that never happened. N needs to step in to stop further beat down.
>Youknowhe'sgonnamegaevolve.jpg
Bulbasaur
>Is part poison during gen 1.
>Gets beat by Pikachu's electric attack, that it resists.
>Gets beat by Erika's tangala when it used CONSTRICT. Wowyousuck.jpg
>Couldn't beat a handicapped ditto.
>Had a chance to evolve, but wanted to stay pathetic.
>Lost to Jesse's lickitung's LICK. Wowyoureallysuck.jpg
>Lost at Viridian Gym to Team Rocket's kinger, who used bubble. Getoutnoonelovesyou.jpg
>Loses in Kanto League Tournament to a bellsprout.
>Orange League Finale loss to an electabuzz's thunderpunch. Doyouevenknowtypematchups.jpg
>Lets heracross molest it all through Johto.
>Gets beat up by a Chikorita. Joke of it sucking pic is no longer funny.
>Loses to a sunfora's solarbeam. Joke is still too old.
>Ash comes to his senses and leaves it with Oak.
