Part 11:
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http://archive.foolz.us/vp/thread/15993305Chapter Directory:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVFXuOfE0R8You are Calem, the ambiguously-aged 15-16 year old boy with former daddy issues. Now they've been sort-of mended since your mom is now boning Professor Sycamore and they plan to elope as soon as possible. This is something you found out just yesterday.
They actually tried to keep it a secret from you, but nope, secret wasn't able to be kept for long. Now you know, and now Professor Sycamore is your step-dad and your first father-son lesson from him is learning how to thrust the *French* way.
Afterwards you ventured out to the Ambrette Aquarium, where you saved it from being taken over by environmental Grass-types led by a parched, yet lazy Sunflora. But in the process of doing so, you...DESTROYED the aquarium, now there isn't one and uh, yeah. That's your fault, kiddo.
The Water-types have all been re-located to the ocean though and nobody important got hurt, so it's all good.
Plus, you've actually got something good out of the ordeal. A Skrelp shunned by the aquarium community has decided to join you in your conquest that is dominating the Pokemon League.
But uh, enough about that shit. To be completely honest, you're terribly tired of your adventure right now. Eleven straight escapades of shit going wrong is too much for you to bear, coupled with the typical pros and cons of hiking out in the wild and battling little shitheads along the way.
Today, you're relaxing. That's it. You're kicking back, and relaxing. No monsters, no supernatural shit, no creeps, crawlies, or stupid overdone pelvis jokes and associated references.
