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Tangela idiot here, I had the sudden realization that in all 5 of my Hoenn runs for the autism quest I never got to use my childhood favorite mon. So I'm strapping myself to this hyena. End goal is to defeat Steven, but I'm gonna take my time on this one. I let my notorious raidenfucker friend name my new son. I should've expected this. And so begins our Metal Gear Rising themed journey.
Jack is very unlucky. Constantly missing tackles, like he should not miss that much. Always gets hit by supersonic and then hits himself as much as possible. But I love this poor creature. Luck won't stop us.
Didn't expect to beat Roxanne on the first try. Was fully prepared to throw myself at her until evolution. But nah it went smoothly, bite 2hko'd the geodudes and then I spammed sand-attack on nosepass for a cheap win. Ignoring Brawly for obvious reasons. Took a short detour to the Battle Tent because this a fun run and we're gonna do fun things. Eat your eggs, anons.
