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A Smogonfriend who had ranked #1 on Pokemon Showdown with his team of Talonflame/Greninja/Mega-Lucario/Klefki/Rotom-Wash/Aegislash was making a thread on /vp/ about competitive Pokemon.
"Before we begin, you must get on your knees and worship Talonflame as the greatest and bravest bird that has ever lived!"
At this moment, a brave, legendary and mega hating, nuzlocke comic drawing, Karenfriend who had raised over 1500 Pokemon without selecting for IVs nor natures, and fully understood the necessity of friendship and love in order to win at Pokemon typed up a reply, uploaded an image, and hit submit.
"Who's that Pokemon?"
The arrogant Smogonfriend made a :^) and smugly replied "Why, it's Braviary! But are you seriously implying it's better than Talonflame?! Smogon says its NU, you karenfag scrub!"
"Wrong. You see, Talonflame will not beat Kabutops. It can never OHKO it, while Kabutops will take it down with rocks...but Braviary doesn't have that problem. It'll OHKO with Superpower. If Braviary beats Kabutops which beats Talonflame, then simple logic dictates that Braviary is the better Pokemon."
The Smogonfriend was visibly shaken, and dropped his flashdrive containing every single article written by Smogon over their whole ten-year existence. He stormed out of the thread, creating a Drizzle of his own with his neckbeard tears.
The thread lurkers applauded and all decided to only use only NU Pokemon, no matter what tier they were playing. A Farfetch'd flew into the thread and perched himself atop the banner and shed a tear on some rocks. Smogon was officially banned from /vp/, and Masuda himself showed up and revealed that Pokebank is now back up on eShop.
The Smogonfriend later used an ubers team and lost against a Little Cup team. He committed suicide out of shame and his suicide thread was stickied on /vp/ for everyone to laugh at.
And that Karenfag's name? Pic related.
