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The legendaries.
Well, more like, the LORE of the legendaries.
It's always the same shit.
>LONG TIME AGO, THIS POKEMON WREKT SHIT
>IT HAD A BRO, THEY FOUGHT N' SHIT, DIDN'T GET ALONG
>WELL ONE DAY THEY FUCK EVERYTHING UP
>ONCE THEY GET DONE WITH THEIR FIT-THROWING, THEY GO AND TAKE A THOUSAND YEAR REST
>TURNS OUT TEAM DIGGERNICK IS GONNA AWAKEN IT AND DESTROY EVERYTHING BECAUSE MOM FORGOT TO BUY CHEETOS AT THE STORE
I'm just tired of every single fucking legendary being THE WORLD ENDER.
Can't there just be one legendary that is hilariously overpowered but just wants to chill and doesn't give a shit?
That'd make for an excellent part of the story too.
>TEAM DIGGERNICK WAKES UP WEEDLORDOFBONGRIPPIA
>THEY TELL WEEDLORD TO KILL SHIT
>HE DOESN'T BECAUSE WEEDLORD GIVES ZERO SHITS
>HE FINALLY NOTICES YOU AND DECIDES TO HAVE A FUN FIGHT, WHEREIN YOU CAN CATCH HIM
>TEAM GETS ASSHURT BECAUSE MUH DOOMSDAY
