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I saw Lanky Kong at a Kongo Jungle in Spurts the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for arm stretching or anything.
He said, “Ooooooh, YOUPLA”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “HE? HE? HE?” and stretching his arms out in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him dig his tune as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to handstand out the doors with like fifteen hoards of bananas in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first HE kept pretending to be crazy and not hear her, but eventually stretched back around and brought them to the fridge.
When she took one of the bananas and started scanning it multiple times, HE stopped her and told her to do handstand “to prevent any grace interfettence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word I knew to join them too. After she scanned each banana and put them in a bag and started to say the price, HE kept interrupting her by inflating really loudly.