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Anonymous Wed 21 May 2014 21:55:08 No.19308650 View View Report

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Can we just get back to posting SFW pictures?

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Anonymous Mon 19 May 2014 00:10:59 No.19272795 View View Report

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Nate !PM597lkh2g Mon 14 Apr 2014 01:47:37 No.18845007 View View Report

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVqdOZcIAfc
"Milk?"

"U-Uh, m-milk? S-Sir? Milk?"

"C-Come on, MILK! A-Anyone? Milk, MILK only $5 a pop, C-COME ON!"

"M-M'am? Milk? I HAVE MILK. Do you want any? MILK COME ON! COME ON, I GOT SOME MILK OVER HERE!"

This is where Giga Nigga casually walks past the stand and completely ignores Anina's presence.

"U-Uh, s-sir, I-I have milk! MILK like as in, G-GOT MILK! You can get some Hershey's Chocolate Mix and uh, m-make it chocolate so y'know, for p-people like--I'M SO SORRY DON'T HURT ME!"

Everyone else around the stand proceeds to shake their heads in disgust.

"S-SORRY, SORRY, SORRY EVERYBODY, T-That was uh...m-my ...dad...'s...uncle...SPEAKING. M-MILK. Anyone? WHO WANTS MILK? I-I GOT LOADS OF MILK!"

"...COME ON ALREADY. I have MILK. M-I-L-K. TAKE ONE LETTER OUT A-AND THAT'S, T-THAT'S MLK, MLK'S MILK, C-COME ON I GOT BUCKETLOADS, BOATLOADS, HOUSELOADS, LOAD-LOADS, I-I c-can't even...g-give this c-crap away, $5 MILK OVER HERE!"

"Gen, gen, Gengaarrrr..."

"Liiiit, lit, Litwick..."

"Baaaaaabuuuuuuuuu...."

"I KNOW I'M NOT SELLING ANY BOTTLES YET. I HAVEN'T SOLD ONE ALL DAMN DAY! N-No one wants to buy Hex Maniac brand milk W-WHY NOT!? I-Is it the Hyper Potions? I-IT'S THE HYPER P-POTIONS IT'S ALWAYS THE HYPER POTIONS, SCREW THE POKEMARTS, GO ORGANIC!"

Anina doesn't seem to notice the Pokemart cashier flipping her off from behind.

"DUDE, j-just come on, ONE BOTTLE Y-YOU CAN'T GO WRONG! P-PLEASE, s-stop drinking H-HATER...HATER....c-crap what rhymes with--HATERADE, J-JUST BUY MY SHIT!"

"Gaaarrr, garrr..."

"I-I know, i-if I don't t-turn a pr-profit, I-I'm getting the gas... MLK BRAND MILK HERE, GET YOUR OWN OFFICIAL CERTIFIED CIVIL RIGHTS MILK! CIVIL RIGTHS MLK MILK HERE! TASTES LIKE IT CAME STRAIGHT FROM THE BLACK SEMEN DEMON, HIMSELF!!"

"E-Excuse me, u-uh, m'-m'am? Would you like s-some MooMoo Milk? I-It's MLK branded, straight from Fuji!"

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Nate !PM597lkh2g Mon 07 Apr 2014 05:08:01 No.18771040 View View Report

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>>18770354
Anina tries to make an attempt to sound and act cool in front of the PI, but of course, the fact that she is Anina kicks in and prevents her from being anything of the sort. Instead, she ends up instinctively acting like--you guessed it--, Anina.

She wraps her arms around one of his blobby 'leg-tacles', "U-Uh, m-my name! M-My name, n-name, name--UM! Err, eeehhhh, um, uh, m-my name, y-yes of course...i-it's uh, gosh, g-geez e-erm u-uh t-the..t-the n-night.."

Wobbleton cocks his head in confusion, "Excuse me? Did you just call yourself 'The Night'?"

Anina goes into pure hysterics, "W-Wha?! N-No, NO! O-Of course not, I-I was just uh, b-being silly--a-and st-stupid b-because, u-uh, c-crap, A-Ah, uh, A-An..."

Josette elbows Osanna in the sides, "Porky Pig's autistic little sister, amirite?"

The PI scratches his head, "A-An? Anna?"

"N-NO! NO! N-Not Anna, t-that's too white, WHITE TRASH GUILT, u-um, s-sorry, I-I mean, AN...ANI... N-NOT ANNIE, um, crapcrapcra--CRIP--CRIPPLE! WAIT NO FUSTERCLUCK I MEAN--Aniiiiii........na.~"

. . .

. . .

. . .

"That's too taxing a name, can I just call you 'Nina, instead?"

A) "'N-Nina sounds perfect!~"
B) "Y-You can c-call me whatever s-so as long as I-I get t-to do i-important stuff.."
C) "E-Either say it full or d-don't say it at all!"
D) "W-Why don't you just call me w-whoremonger while you're at it!?"

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Nate !PM597lkh2g Wed 12 Feb 2014 08:24:58 No.17990286 View View Report

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>>17989997
Ultimately, while Anina thinks that it would be nice if it really was just exclusively 'their' secret, she also knows that Desdemona would be on her case if the Wallflower isn't in her hands after such a long time looking for it.

Really, no ne else has any use for it, so it's not like handing it to her is a bad thing. After realizing this, Anina nods responds to her boss.

"I-I was able to find it after all, D-Desdemona! R-Right, right, I was! I-It took forever, a-and I thought I was gonna m-mess it all up, but uh, I-i didn't, so t-there!"

Desdemona is shocked that Anina is actually capable of pulling off a job correctly, but doesn't let this surprise show, her cruel hatred for your wife persists.

>"Whatever... You can spare me the details when you get your rotten ass over here with the flower. Try not to lose it on the way there. Understood?"

The Hex Maniac nods, "Y-Yes, yes! I-I will, thank you for not getting pissed!"

>"...Just get over here Anina."

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Nate !PM597lkh2g Sun 02 Feb 2014 20:10:55 No.17800213 View View Report

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>>17800159
"Hmm..."

It seems like the waitress catering to you was kind enough to give you this card, and just holding it in your hands alone feels weird. Weird as in odd vibes, though you can't really place your finger on it.

You've seen a few Smeargles before back outside Camphrier Town, but you never really paid much attention to them.

The card is a nice reminder, but it only momentarily distracts from the fact that you're here with Anina.

Better get to talking.

A) Talk about Smeargles.
B) Talk about her "occupation" as a Hex Maniac.
C) "Why today? Just out of curiosity?"
D) "So, uh, did you hear Phillip Seymour Hoffman died today?"
E) "I heard a rumor that maniacs sell MooMoo Milk, that true?"

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