Stop being weird, guys. Cut that shit out.>>16883474http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=109_yCKvl_A"Tor, tor, tor!~"
"Alice, here, I want you to play with this Torchic, she seems to like you a lot. We need her affection points to go up if she's to be any decent in combat. Be careful though, she can get speedy very quickly."
"Okay!~" Serena hands Alice a yarn ball to act as the cornerstone of their playtime. Alice then gets on her knees and waits for the Torchic to stop running around in circles.
She doesn't stop.
>Torchic's speed was raised!The tiny chick's pace quickens notably, and Serena begins to wonder what her speed would look like should she be out and about for longer than six turns. Outside of the occasional Yanma flying by her room window, Serena has never seen the ability in action.
"Hey!~ Um, chicky-chick? Hello?~" Alice tries talking to the chick, but to no avail. Torchic loves to play, and that's wonderful, on the downside, she seems to have some listening problems as well.
Eventually, it comes to a point where Alice places her little hand in front of the chick's path. It works, and Torchic trips up and falls flat on her face. To which Alice follows up by bouncing the ball of yarn on her head.
"Hello!~"
"Tor tor?"
Like a wetback and a soccer ball, the chick bounces the ball up, producing a musical note from her head.
"Chic, chic!~ Torchic!~"
A) Alice is comically Ember'd by Torchic.
B) Torchic goes full Brazilian-mode.
C) Torchic burns the yarn by accident.
