>>38525238I mean, they ARE dragons. Dragons are the biggest and the best, so it's only natural that they'd also be the cockiest and ballsiest ones around. Their releases would easily be measured in liters if not entire -gallons-, and while I can't say I've ever tasted dragonspunk sadly I like to think that it'd be slightly acidic/metallic tasting, almost. But only slightly, behind the warmth and gooiness. And really, cuddling with your beloved partner is -assumed- here, anon! Just as assumed amongst some of us is that you'd have your head in his sparkling clean lap as you cuddled up on the couch to watch your late night show together.
I'll leave this thread to the shocked/disgusted/horrified onlookers for now, anon. Something you'll probably like in the meantime: https://i.postimg.cc/bpK8WW6r/Lugia-Page.jpg 