>>24776568Still reeling from the searing booty impact, you manage to pick up your face off the ground, coming face to face with the pint-sized self-proclaimed traveler. "Nnngh... Funny, I thought great explorers were supposed to be prepared for anything. But I guess these holes aren't just in the dirt, huh?"
The little hedgehog's upstanding, virtuous attitude drops like a rock in response. The Chespin takes a step back, scowl developing. "Oh.. I get it. Hmph. You're no fan of the unstoppable, invincible Midoro-sama, you're just another gunky grown-up that thinks he can boss me around.. meanie."
"Aha! So you /are/ a kid! Heh, I figured. You're smaller than any Chespin I've ever seen. You said your name was Midoro, huh? That's a weird name. Do the kids at your school bully you for it?"
Guard briefly down, Chespin relents and places a paw on his chin. "O-Oh, well um, actually they—HEY!" before very quickly snapping out of it. "Why am I even telling you anything!? Gunky, gritty grown-ups get to know nothing of the great explorer Midoro-SAMA—please say the -sama part, don't forget it!!—Hurrummmph! I won't let your little games ruse me!"
A) "Gunky grown-up? I went out of my way to help you out and this is the thanks I get!?"
B) "I'm a nice guy, really! I only /look like/ I want to commit dirty things."
C) "Don't you have some more role-playing to go do, kiddo?"