>>38482876>first run of dance>party is half dead because route 1026 was full of walking trainers that made it a puzzle to walk through>barely win each time due to the rhythm minigames>make a wrong turn trying to avoid an npc and enter a tree>oh no>it's fucking ebony village>someone at game freak thought it was a good idea to hide a town inside a random tree for the sake of a gimmick>think that I will at least be able to heal my pokemon at their pokemon center>the ninja guard at the entrance asks for the password>the password changes at random every day so guides wouldn't let you breeze through the game>fucking ohmori>fail the password three times>ninja guard challenges me to a battle>fuck>somehow beat his team of three xelonian koffing>remember the leak that revealed they have an inn run by an old lady instead of a pokemon center>everything is hidden or disguised until you beat the gym>avoid the pokemon center and go talk to the old lady at the inn>it's actually melanie in disguise>have to fight the gym leader with a trashed team>get demoted to trainer in training because the gym leader's AI can cheese the rhythm minigame>mfwSD did the impossible: being worse than the M-rated generation.