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Post your least favorite spots in the series. Cities, dungeons, routes, entire regions, whatever. Whatever spots make your anus clench. For me, it's this fucking smelly shithole.
You get to Lumiose for the first time hyped as shit. You've been through some of the game, and it's caught your interest. You knew this big city was coming, and oh man, there's so much you can do! But wait, the first thing you see when you get there is the camera. Oh lord, this camera. It goes where it wants, when it wants, and it is never what you want. Well, this can't stymie your exploration too hard! Ah, but having half the city locked off until later can. Well, you can at least explore what there is available. Oh wait, you STILL fucking can't, because these fucking snobs don't think you're hip enough.
You get back halfway through the game, and decide to kill yourself, because now that the city has opened up, you can see (relatively speaking, since the camera isn't actually letting you see anything) that this shithole is so huge that it inhibits actual exploration. GF thought ahead, though, and gave you a cab to get to places quickly and without getting lost! For a small fee, goyim. It's okay, the gym run by Pamperchu serves as an easy landmark, and quiz gyms are always fun, right?
Now, I know you're tired and defeated from wandering this awful city. Go ahead and save, come back to it later. Go right ahead. We'll see you when you get back. :^)
Even if the save glitch is fixed, Lumiose is still the worst fucking city in the series. It makes me glad that the real Paris is a Muslim-overrun hellhole.
