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>10/19/2013
>going to the battle chateau from cyllage
>SLOWLY advancing through the game, didn't even had fly..
>...I guess I'll go through the cave
>wild axew appears
>haven't even catched an axew yet by that time
>it's on!
>fucker JUST STAY IN A BALL FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
>nothing in team that couldn't kill it, not even false swipe
>NOTHING
>except...
>HAIL
>many turns of hail later, yellow hp
>it's time for a timer ball...
>NO! I'LL CATCH THIS FUCKER WITH A LUXURY BALL!
>some more turns of hail until red hp, throws ball
>YES! CATCHED!
>put its stats in IV calculator
>hp 16-23, SpAtk FUCKING 0! & SpDef 1, everything else under 15
>AREYOUFUCKINGKIDDINGME.jpg
>this shit is off for Wonder Trade
>"No.. not yet, I won't bother catching another, he'll have a last chance"
>bred him with ditto (from gts), named it SO LONG and off to wonder trade, while saying to myself "yeah, it beaks the mold... AT SUCKING HARD!"
>10/26/2013
>I remembered I had that egg, put it in team with slugma and off to walk
>it hatches
>...sweet Masuda...
>SHINY AT FIRST AND ONLY EGG
and to this day she has False Swipe, just in case...
and for the father.. I hope you went out of the Wonder Trade cycle and found a trainer, bro ;_; Ditto still remembers you