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>live in Cerulean
>want to go to fuschia to see gf
>have to walk through someone's house to leave town
>cant go through saffron because the guards are guarding nothing
>have to walk through dingy underground path
>need to wait in vermillion for a year to get the captain of the SS Anne to teach my rat Cut
>fatass bear is sleeping on the bridge
>go back to cerulean
>cut down a bush because nobody can maintain paths in this region
>stumble through dark cave for a week, wonder why flashlights dont exist in this region
>walk past shitty grave tower
>go through another shitty underground path
>stop in celadon to get a drink
>get poisoned because the water has grimer living in it
>another fatass bear is to the west
>get told someone has the flute in shitty grave tower
>stupid fuckin ghost wont let me see the guy
>magic ghost reveal item is buried in casino in celadon, walk all the way back
>forced to punch out some italian guy for it
>walk all the way back to grave tower
>pull out item just to run past ghost
>get flute
>wake up bear east of celadon to run past it
>get told i need a bike
>go south of shit grave tower to wake up other bear
>walk through shitty fenceland
>finally get to fuschia a year later
>gf broke up with me for taking too long
Fuck this region.
