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Okay, /vp/. Do you see this? This is a fucking Buneary. Now, I know what you're thinking, I'm going to train it into a Lopunny so I can get my fill of husbando fuel. You're fucking wrong. I have a Buneary, and his name is Charlie.
I'm going to train this little motherfucker into the most badass Lopunny I can create. I'm going to train it so it will be my fucking wingman. He'll be able to go in, make your team fucking useless, stat boost, and baton-pass to my Scrafty so he can fuck your shit up.
However, from what I've heard, Lopunny is a piece of shit. It's on Smogon's shitlist and its Special Attack is trash. Fuck those people. I'm going to make my Lopunny be able to put up a fucking good fight if he has to.
I massacred dozens of reject Bunearies to find the perfect one. Charlie is perfect. However, Charlie must prove to me that he's perfect. No bullshit Exp. Share. No Lucky Egg. He's going to fucking train on his own. Also, I'm going to Nuzlocke it. If Charlie takes one for the team before he hits level 50, he's not good enough and he's going into the mass grave like the others.
I need help, /vp/. Charlie isn't pumped enough and I have the feeling he's going to get wiped out pretty soon. Do you guys have any good advice for me?
