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WELL SHIT NIGGERS YOU BETTER BE READY FOR ONE OF THE BEST BUGS EVER.
THIS FUCKING SICK CUNT HAS ONE OF THE BEST ABILITIES IN THE ENTIRE GAME, MOTHERFUCKER, IT'S FUCKING SPEED BOOST SON.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, COCKSUCKER? IT MEANS YOU GET A FUCKING FREE +1 BOOST IN SPEED(OR MORE IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, BITCH) FOR ANY OF YOUR POKES WITH BATON PASS AND PROTECT
WHAT'S THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKER? YOU WANT MORE? WELL, LEMME TELL YOU BITCH, THIS ASSRAPER HAS FUCKING 100 BASE ATTACK. FAIRIES CAN GET FUCKED, WE HAVE FUCKING STAB POISON JAB. WE ALSO HAVE MEGAHORN. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH A 100-ATK STAB MEGAHORN HURTS, BITCH? I DON'T THINK SO.
BUT WAIT, IT ALSO LEARNS EARTHQUAKE.
HOLY FUCKING JESUS, WE HAVE COVERAGE.
OH SHIT.
NO WAY.
HOLY FUCK, IT LEARNS FUCKING SWORDS DANCE.
YOU BETTER RUN RIGHT FUCKING NOW, OH WAIT. SPEED BOOST. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, KIDDO.
And of course it has a magnificent design.