>>52780036Because evolution cannot produce motorcycles. I mean imagine going to a jungle safari in Africa and there's a bunch of wild motorcycles there. Which co-evolved in symbiosis with monkeys. Oh so now you got monkeys driving motorcycles around, shooting bananas with their co-evolved bananaguns, which hang fully loaded from trees. Next thing you know you got americans down there protesting about gun control. "God damn monkeys running around with guns!"
"Hey thats racist!"
"I was talking about literal monkeys not n-"
*ROAARR*
"Oh shit! It's the hippo police! Scram!"
