>>56369080>TQI have been waiting for this question for so long. Today’s my day! Obviously I want to yank his hair. Maybe I’ll even sneak up on him while he’s sleeping and give him a buzz cut for psychological warfare. I’d steal his hat and burn it. I want to shove my fingers down his throat and make him gag. Then slap him if he pukes. Of course I would clean him up afterwards because I’m nice. Only after cleaning it up with a towel would I catch him off guard and knee him in the stomach. Then apologize profusely because I went too far, but not before taking his glasses and stepping on them just because. Then I’d apologize for real and pat his head. He’s a dingus. A stupid fucking peacock. An imbecile. A dumbass nerd. A disappointment. He makes me terribly ill. He gives me ulcers that I’ll have to go into medical debt to remove.
and if I’m feeling EXTRA freaky we’ll throw in some knife play and I’ll stab him with a kitchen knife 