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Holy SHIT.
I took my dunsparce into the national park for the bug contest because my aim was for scyther and I knew my gastly wouldn't be a good idea because it has pursuit. I found one then glared it and proceeded to chip it to red health.
I was lobbing balls and he was dropping my defense and getting some strong attacks off. Fuck.
This wasn't looking good. I ate my berry nervously and it didn't heal very much sadly because dunsparce has such high healthy.
He used quick attack which brought me to 10 hp left! The next one would surely KO.
Fuck it. All in. I keep throwing park balls.
Breaks out....fully paralyzed!
Again.....fully paralyzed.
AGAIN....f-fully paralyzed?
A-motherfucking-GAIN. . . . .FULLY. MOTHERFUCKING. PARALYZED.
ONCE MORE
I CATCH HER
SHE SHALL BE NAMED EXCELSIOR AND I SHALL PIERCE THE DRAGONS WITH HER MIGHTY SCYTHES