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>ITT We grossly oversimplify the entire Pokedex
You know how nostalgifags say shit like "Hurr durr gear pokemon"? We're doing that to every Pokemon old and new. Preferably in order.
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>Bulbasaur: Some shitty Toad with a bulb on its back
>Ivysaur: A Toad with acme
>Venusaur: A bigger toad with acme
>Charmander: Look at those faggot ass eyes, this just screams flaming homsexual
>Charmeleom: Edgy piece of shit, why is that fucking horn there.
>Charizard: Fucking fatass dragon, how does this fucker even fly?
>Squirtle: Its just a fucking anime turtle
>Wartortle: An edgy, gay turtle
>Blastoise: Fucking Digimon shit, where did the cannons come from and look at that gay tail
>Caterpie: Overdesigned piece of shit, what is that ugly nub on its face? Is it a mouth?
>Metapod: Green Emo Dick
>Buterfree: Gay butterfly with uselesss arms
>Weedle: Its a worm with a drill
>Kakuna: Its a fucking pinecone with eyes
>Beedrill: A Bee with drills, how exciting.
>Pidgey: A bird
>Pigeotto: A bigger bird
>Pigeot:A biggger gay bird.
>Rattata: A purple mouse
>Raticate: A shit colored rat
>Spearow: A Sparrow
>Fearow: A fucking turkey
>Ekans: A fucking snake
>Arbok: A cobra
>Pikachu: A fat gay mouse
>Raichu: A fatter, gayer mouse with a weeaboo name.
>Sanshrew: Shit mouse with armor
>Sandslash:Edgy mouse
>Nidoran: Pointless palette swaps.
>Nidorina: A dyke rat
>Nidoqueen: Chubby chaser furbait
>Nidorino: Edgier mouse
>Nidoking: Egiest mouse
>Clefairy: Pink moeblob
>Clefable:Pink moeblob
>Vulpix: Weeaboo furbait
>Ninetales: Narutard furbait
>Jigglypuff: Literal Moeblob
>Wigglytuff: fat moeblob
>Zubat: A a ha;f assed bat
>Golbat: An oval with wings
>Oddish: A turnip with legs
>Gloom: A flower with down syndrome
>Vileplume: An edgy flower
>Paras: Crabs
>Parasect: Edgy Crabs
>Venonat: A halfdrawn moth
>Venomoth: A moth
>Diglet: A dick that pops out of the ground
>Dugtrio: Three dicks that pop out of the ground
