>>16847429http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-lmaPnnD4g"TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!"
The ferocious Beartic smashes his bumpy skull into Tierno with Aqua Jet, knocking the fat boy back like a sumo wrestler. Sweating, Tierno grabs his hair and removes it from his head.
Breathing harshly, he rings it up and then wipes his forehead with it. Needless to say, Shauna and Trevor are shocked.
"Holy crap, Tierno! Y-YOUR HAIR WAS A HAT THIS WHOLE TIME!?"
"What? No of course not, Trevs! I simply tore every strand of my hair out of their follicles all at once with brute force, YEAAAAAAAAAH! AWESOME!" Tierno spins around, then wipes the remaining sweat off of his forehead.
Huffing and puffing, Tierno places each strand of his hair back into their follicles, locking them in place with a key lock 'click'. He then pounds his fists together while also popping his neck.
"I'M A WREEEEEEEEEEEEECKING MACHINE!!!!"
With the dainty grace of a Hawlucha in mid-flight, Tierno envisions himself and his gargantuan size as nothing more than a mere feather. With his weight cut in half over a hundred times, he launches himself into the air like a majestic Wailord, humming like one all the while.
"Beautiful...." Trevor mumbles, a glimmer in his eyes.
While priding himself in what he assumes is an easy win, the Beartic fails to notice Tierno above him. And by the time he does realize this, it's too late. A boy the size of a Wailord is crashing down on him.
"B-Bear....tic?"
