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G'day cunts, my name is Bazza Macca.
I'm a 27 year old American aspiring bogan (beer and tattoo fan for you Yankees). I draw tits and arse on my Centrelink form, and spend my days perfecting sculling techniques and designing tattoos for my neck.
I train punching-on every day, I can punch through a VB carton that has been folded over a thousand times. I earned my forklift driving license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Aussie fluently, both English and Boganese dialect, and I write on toiled walls fluently as well. I know everything about Australian history and their abo originals, which when passing I give $1.000.
I have got my Australian PR, I live in Sydney now but will move to Darwin to work in a prestigious pub to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a beer tester for Tooheys or a professional crocodile wrestler!
I own several cork hats which I war around town. I got used to wearing them before I moved to Australia by wearing them in Downtown LA so I can fit in easier. I call everyone a cunt and pick fights as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Darwin!
Soon I'll see you NT!
