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Just to remind you, Clemont's Chespin will never evolve because he has Cute Mascot Comic Relief Syndrome.
>it has to be a bipedal starter Pokemon
>it cannot evolve
>it needs to be a comic relief
>it has to pop out of it's ball randomly, or walk outside of it's Pokeball
>it needs to fall with every female pokemon
>it needs to sell more merchandise than the other starters
