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>Playing an ace-trainer/commander
>dicking around in the starting town waiting for the party to finish shit before we leave
>wandering in the park, feel a tug on my pants leg
>budew is trying to get the bait in my pocket
>think it's a cutey and lean down to pick it up
>fucking poison point, losing 4 HP a round.
>toss out my ducklett as i go for a net.
>ducklett only had struggle for a normal attack, hits but then the budew uses absorb and almost causes an injury
>manage to net it, but budew then uses absorb on my trainer, almost killing me
>nat 20 on the throw, and using my net gives me +9 to the catch check
>succeed, caught a level 3 budew.
>pokemons fucked up and I have a 75% chance of making it to the pokemon centre without fucking dying
THIS MOTHERFUCKER BETTER CARRY ME TO THE END.