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>>16363503My dick allows it. We're also working with anime-ish physics here.>>16363279Edgy clasps his paws together, squinting his eyes deeply at Hexcalibur. He claps loudly like a pig-ugly American does at the end of a film, the kind of applause that no one that's actually in the movie will be able to hear.
"AWWWWOOOFFFFF!"
>Hexcalibur has been identified!"FOOL! How does that simpleton think he can get away with identifying I, the great Hexcalibur? Why, I find it to be a great ruse indeed!"
With the ghostly sword now under identification, the jackal begins running towards him at the greatest of speeds, with his paws behind his back, just like the shitty Naruto characters he's attempting to imitate.
Or Sonic, whichever. They both work.
"AWWWOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFF!"
"Hexcalibur, you won't survive that Close Combat! Use Protect, now!"
"What? Protect? FOOL. ANCIENT PROVERBS DECLARE DEFENSE....to be for cowards! Yes, that is true! Ancient Proverb #841: "Defense is for uneducated youths and dumpster babies."
"Oh, okay, have fun dying then."
Hexcalibur blinks, noticing the raging jackal coming his way, "Hmph, I suppose you have a point. PROTECT!" mere seconds before Edgy's attack can land, Hexcalibur defends himself with a hastily forged Protect, keeping himself alive for another turn.
"Skrelp, Shadow Ball!"
"AWOOOOFF!"
"Skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!"
The Shadow Ball and Aura Sphere collide with each other, entering a tug-o-war over which attack will hit who. Ultimately, it's Skrelp's Shadow Ball that prevails, colliding into Horny for some good damage, as well as a bonus.
>Horny's Sp. Def was lowered!Korrina jumps out of shock, "W-What?! But Aura Sphere NEVER misses!"
"Oh yeah? WELL IT JUST DID! SHAZOOM!"
"Hmph...No matter! We can still win! Edgy, Horny, raise up that attack even more with Power-Up Punches!"
>How does Calem wreck them both before he gets wrecked?! 