>>20985310https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt1FFf1bQp4"Look, I can understand the whole *rebellious youth* thing. I used to be a level ninety-nine edgemaster myself. But why are you picking fights with kids that are smaller and weaker than you? That's just bullying."
"Meh, you're justa poopnose!" in retaliation, Salamence boy gives you a real nasty kick to the shin.
"Aaggggh! Dammit!"
The kick earns an agonizing cry of pain from you and releases the Ursaring and Beedrill boy in the process. You wrap you arms around your shin, reeling from the sudden blow. The Fearow kid uses this opportunity to slip out of Luchy's grip, and soon the four boys are reunited.
The four kids pose, with the Salamence boy at the top of the pyramid, "B'sies, what does it matter 't you what we do? We 'jus wanna playgroun' and we're gonna gettit! 'An we don' care what these preschoolies, Anna, or your big ugly face gots 'ta say about it! Right boys?"
"RIGHT!"
Worried for your safety, Anna covers her eyes and looks away from the brewing confrontation, "O-Oh gosh, I can just tell this is going to get ugly, I-I can't watch..~"
Pikachu shakes his head, "Just watch Lassman, he's gonna get his friggin' ass kicked by a first grader."
>What do you say next? 