>>34440702Yeah, yeah: you hate me. You hate me.
You think I don't hate you, you little shit?
I was supposed to be a member of the Kanto Elite Four! I was going places! You know how much it pays to be a member of the Elite Four? I could've had anything I wanted! But, no, I had to ruin your whore mother's bike and drag her along on my journey! I had to share a tent with a teenage girl while I was going through fucking puberty! I had to knock her up just before I had my championship battle and give it all up for some bullshit Gym Leader job so I could raise the baby!
"Oooh, the baby! We have to raise the baby!"
Yeah, well, fuck the baby and fuck you! I'm losing my goddamn hair in this shitty town! My superiors are a couple of fucking eight year olds with psychic powers AND stronger Pokemon than me! I can't even get a per diem for the Max Repels I have to use on my way to work every morning! And you hate ME? I'M the bad guy?!
To hell with this, I'm going to the Game Corner...
