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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
Kyogre's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking land! That's right, he took his whale fucking wet dick out and he pissed on my fucking land and he said his sea was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting". So I'm making a callout post on my pokemon dot com: Kyogre, you got a small dick, its the size of this red orb except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all sun, no thunder, no water spout, look at that it looks like two registeels and a latios. He fucked my land so guess what? I'm gonna fuck Hoenn. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on Hoenn, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE SKY PILLAR. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT RAYQUAZA, I PISSED ON THE SKY PILLAR YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking pacifidlog town, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.