>>48907506"It was a basic upgrade from the iPod classic at the time"
The iPod classic, where it gets its fucking looks from, came out in 2001, dingus. That's 9 years. To give you an idea of how long that was, the iPod nano would aesthetically fit in with something you'd find in 9/11's fucking rubble.
I even explicitly stated that it's "at best" based on the iPod Nano. It's likely based on this behemoth of a fucking WALKMAN rip off.