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>1996, design a fire salamander for kids
>turns into a kick ass dragon and easily the most iconic pokemon behind Pikachu
>2016, design a fire salamander for kids
>turns into furshit complete with autistic smut fic premise
Why is this allowed?
Don't answer that question - it was rhetorical. I know why this was allowed.
We are under attack.
Picture the designer of Salazzle, arrow-slit eyes crossed in delight as pen defiles page. He pleasures himself not just to his own degenerate creation, but also to the collective feelings of acute disappointment from all the boys who discover their cool thieving lizard only evolves into this weird pokemon for girls.
They are too innocent to understand the psychological warfare inflicted upon them. Only when they are older will these confused feelings turn to lizard lust, inevitably ending in the sexual assault of a komodo dragon or an especially saucy monitor.
The designer laughs, because he has accomplished through corruption what was once naturally barred to him - the proliferation of his kind.
But hope is not lost. There is resistance.
By now you've probably noticed the 10/10 variety of waifus. Tall girls, short girls, dark girls, light girls. From MILFs to barelly legal to definitely illegal. Everything a red blooded youth on the cusp of manhood could desire. Why do you think the female protagonist is a chicken girl? This is conversion therapy, a life preserver thrown to those who have strayed.
So post cute poke girls to counteract this slow poison. Post, and know that the future of mankind smiles on you.
